JOKE OF THE DAY: Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer Go to Montana

President Donald Trump decided to go to social media on Thursday to let the Democratic congressional leadership know how weak on crime and border security they have been.

The POTUS raked minority leaders Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi about how they will be forced to do the real deal, and how they used to want Border security but now he has changed his mind. The president recently signed an executive order to hold off on the practice of separating migrant families trying to cross the border illegally.

However, President Trump’s border security is still pledged to remain tough. Now, we have to the best joke to sum up the Dems who continue to bash on our President. This will put them in their place. 

Via 100percentfedup:


Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said, I have a plan to help us win the mid terms in 2018 and help us regain control of Congress.

“Great Nancy, but how?” asked Chuck..

“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.

Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?”

“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color.”

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”

“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”

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